
Uncle Walt
Has opinions about your ski wax. Grew this moustache in 1974 and never looked back.
A warm stretch balaclava with a hyper-real old face printed edge to edge. Goggles on, helmet on, and the whole chair does a double take.
Thin stretch fabric that covers head, face and neck. The eye opening has a breathable panel that sits under your goggles.
One size, made to stretch over most adult heads. Fits under a ski or bike helmet.
Free tracked shipping worldwide. Orders ship in 1–3 business days from our production partner overseas and usually arrive in 2–4 weeks, depending on your country.
Not delivered 45 days after shipping? We refund you or send a new one.
Arrived damaged, defective or wrong? Send us a photo within 7 days and we replace it or refund you. No need to send it back.
Changed your mind? Return it unwashed, in its original packaging, within 30 days of delivery.
Hand wash cold, hang dry. No bleach, no dryer.

Every wrinkle, tooth gap and moustache hair is printed edge to edge. Under a helmet and goggles, the only giveaway is how fast you ski.
Three faces. Pick one, or get the Crew pass and bring all of them.

Has opinions about your ski wax. Grew this moustache in 1974 and never looked back.

First chair since the lifts were rope tows. Does not want to hear about your knees.

Lost two teeth in the terrain park. Would do it again tomorrow.
Stretches over most adult heads.
Face, ears and neck in one piece.
Thin enough for ski and bike helmets.
Eye panel lines up behind the lens.
Verified buyers get an email after delivery to leave a review with photos.
Yes. The eye area is an open panel of thin mesh that sits right behind your goggles.
It's one size and very stretchy. Trying it on at home is fine: if it doesn't fit, return it unwashed in its original packaging within 30 days of delivery.
Yes. Pick the Buddy or Crew pass and choose a face for each mask.
Orders ship in 1–3 business days and usually arrive in 2–4 weeks, depending on your country. Every order is tracked and shipping is free everywhere. For orders to the EU and the UK, import VAT is handled before shipping. Some other countries may charge local import fees at delivery.
We ship to Canada, the UK, Europe, Australia and most other countries. We don't ship to the United States yet. Your country is checked at checkout.
No. People wear it snowboarding, on motorcycles, sledding, and to scare their kids at breakfast.